"Never marry a beautiful woman. Worship them if you must, go to bed with them if you can-by all means, everyone should have carnal knowledge of physical perfection at least once in their life-but when it comes to marriage, it’s a losing proposition. You will never stop feeling like a gatecrasher at your own party. Instead of feeling lucky, you will spend your life on edge, waiting for the other stiletto to all and puncture your heart like a bullet."

Jonathan Tropper, This Is Where I Leave You